Monday, March 7, 2011

Funny Qoutes

"Forgive your enemies but remember their names."

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems 
like a minute.
THAT'S relativity."
- Albert Einstein

"The brain is a wonderful organ.
It starts working the moment you get up in the
and does not stop until you get into the office." 
- Robert Frost

"Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."

"Help a man when he is in trouble and
he will remember you when he is in trouble again. 

"Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't
where to shop."

"Most people are only alive because it is illegal
shoot them."